James Van Der Unicorn

For my Love of Ray J



SWACK SWACK



Felon Friday! Billie Joel Armstrong: DUI

Look at this American Idiot

Felon Friday! Chris Klein: DUI

Felon Friday! Bill Gates: Running a Stop Sign

Felon Friday! Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka Lil Wayne: Gun Possession

Felon Friday! Rip Torn: Attempted Breaking & Entering

Felon Friday! Paul Reubens: Indecent Exposure

Felon Friday! Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice: Domestic Battery*

*Oddly enough, NOT arrested for making everyone

think they're about to hear an awesome Bowie/Queen

song every time Ice Ice Baby starts up.

Felon Friday! Tracey Gold: DUI

Felon Friday! Gary Dourdan: Drug Possession

Felon Friday! Nicole Richie: DUI

Felon Friday! Charles Barkley: DUI

Felon Friday! John Mayer: Driving with a Suspended License

Felon Friday! Macaulay Culkin: Drug Possession

Felon Friday! Paris Hilton: DUI & Violating Probation

Felon Friday! OJ Simpson: Double Homicide

Felon Friday! Nick Hogan: Reckless Driving & Causing Bodily Harm

Felon Friday! Marilyn Manson: Indecent Exposure

Felon Friday! Lindsay Lohan: DUI

Felon Friday! Hugh Grant: Lewd Contact in a Public Place

Felon Friday! Mel Gibson: DUI

Felon Friday! Jane Fonda: Disturbing the Peace

Felon Friday! Gary Coleman: Disorderly Conduct

Felon Friday! Vince the "ShamWow Guy!"